hurm.. today's plan for best fren day out bertukar to menjadi me day with lil adam again... not that saya tak mahu bersosial lagi., since.. u know...! cuma, the truth.., i was looking forward to today actually to hang out with Ilut... yup she's in KL... til next week only before she balik kuching! and yes, ini kira make-up to my janji yg tak kesampaian to showed up at her wedding day last year!!! again sorry gurlfwen... anyhow, this plan will be make possible to tomorrow insyallah..
Wut to do! woke up saje, subuh tadi, terasa makin badan panas, and batuk2, haiya... feverish pula pagi ini... i guess semenjak merangkap manager ni (ehehehe.. senyum simpul bila menyebut ini), too much work was put on my shoulder and have to organized alone kini activities thrughout 2011.. travelling seminars lagi... wow.. btw, have i told u, alahamdulillah saya akan masuk sekolah kembali...if i happened to have pen about this down in my blog here than i do apologized, but if i havent..yet? so yes, i will masuk sekolah balik... higher learning Photography and Creative Anim... manakata.. bertambah ketatlah schedule monday to sunday saya... still, syukurku padamu ya Allah.. Am ready for the challenge and rezeki u're giving!
Alrighty as i said, am such feverish today...i know how i kena, berjangkit budak2 office nih, confirm!.. so i guess i wanna rehat now. but before tht.. as usual, layan sket nak act muhammad adam firdaus today!!! sempat i snap a few... my badammm2x saya... ubat penawar hati. okie dokies, ending nw.. salam.
Hello, nice to see you all again.
Now, as the more perceptive of you have probably realised by now, this is Hell, and I am
the Devil. Good evening. You can call me Toby, if you like – we try and keep things informal
here, as well as infernal. That’s just a little joke.
Now, you’re all here for eternity, which I hardly need tell you is a sod of a long time, so you
get to know everyone pretty well by the end, but for now I’m going to have to split you up
into groups. Are there any questions? Yes?
Um, no, I’m afraid we don’t have any toilets. If you’d read your Bible you would have seen
that it was damnation without relief. So, if you didn’t go before you came then I’m afraid
you’re not going to enjoy yourself very much … but then, I believe that’s the idea.
Right, let’s split you up then.
Can you all hear me still?
CAN YOU HEAR ME AT THE RACK?
All right, off we go …
Murderers, over here. Looters and pillagers – over there please, thieves if you could join
them, and bank managers …
Fornicators, if you could step forward – my God there are a lot of you. Could I split you up
into adulterers and the rest? Adulterers if you could just form a line in front of that small
guillotine there.
Okay …
Americans, are you here? Look, I’m sorry about this, apparently God had some fracas with
your founding fathers and damned the entire race into perpetuity. He sends particular
condolences to the Mormons who He realises put in a lot of work. That’s the way the wafer
crumbles. The Iranians, I’m afraid, can’t be with us – someone’s been holding them in
purgatory for about nine months.
Sodomites, over there against the wall.
Atheists! Atheists? Over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of charlies.
Okay, and Christians! Christians? Ah yes, I’m sorry, I’m afraid the Jews were right.
Okay, Moonies, maniacs, marmite eaters, male models, masochists, mass murderers and
masseurs, if you could take a pew at the back - with the Methodists that is.
Now, you’re the lot who used to kill whales, is that right? Ah, yes, I must remember - I’ve
got some strips to tear off you bastards later.
Everyone who saw Monty Python’s “Life of Brian” – I’m afraid He can’t take a joke after all.
Alright now, one final thing. We’re trying to implement some kind of exchange scheme
with the Lord God Almighty, or Cliff as we know him. Some of you will travel up and have a
decade in heaven and we’re having some angels down here. Now, I hardly need tell you that
in heaven you will be expected to behave in an exemplary manner, so I hope you will do the
exact opposite – tear off their wings, use their haloes for frisbee practice, that sort of thing.
Well, I have to go now, unfortunately, but Beelzebub here will show you the ropes ... and
the chains, and electrodes.
And I’d just like to leave you with a favourite joke of mine, if I may. Quite apt to the
circumstances, I think, which goes something like:
“Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Death.
Death wh…”
hehe.. ain't it a CRACKER! loving it.. for those who've heard of it before, KUDOS to ya, altho' Lame for me lah.. lambat sket, but hey better late than never rite! anyhow, wut's up with me and Mr. talented Bean of ours...
Well it's his BIRTHDAY today... 6th January, so ni kira in celebration of his Big day lah .. a Genius Man to me... so happy birthday Mr.Bean!!! and also shout out to Liza Abdullah.. happy birthday to ya... and to all beautiful, comel, living creatures that celebrating a birthday today... warmest wishes to all..
p/s: teruk betul jam ini pagi.. i think i've done 9 roads violation! all the Wrong-Way Driving! wut to do,.. baik punya cilok! tetap kelewatan @ 8.15pm.. cett.. tapi it turns out... I'm early! wakakakaka... aite, kerja yok! tanggungjawab makin tinggi now! so..
Tentukan arah yang ku mau Tempatkan aku pada satu peristiwa Yang membuat hati lara
KD : Didekat engkau aku tenang Sendu matamu penuh tanya Misteri hidup akankah menghilang Dan bahagia di akhir cerita
Melly : Cinta.... tegarkan hatiku Tak mau sesuatu merenggut engkau Naluriku berkata Tak ingin terulang lagi Kehilangan cinta hati Bagai raga tak bernyawa
KD : Aku..... junjung petuahmu Cintai dia yang mencintaiku Hatinya dulu berlayar Kini telah menepi Bukankah hidup kita akhirnya harus bahagia
Melly : Didekat engkau aku tenang Sendu matamu penuh tanya
KD : Misteri hidup akankah menghilang Dan bahagia di akhir cerita
Melly : Cinta.... tegarkan hatiku Tak mau sesuatu merenggut engkau Naluriku berkata
Tak ingin terulang lagi
Kehilangan cinta hati Bagai raga tak bernyawa
KD : Aku..... junjung petuahmu Cintai dia yang mencintaiku Hatinya dulu berlayar Kini telah menepi Bukankah hidup kita akhirnya harus bahagia
Melly : Bagaimanapun hidup hanya cerita KD : Cerita tentang meninggalkan dan yang ditinggalkan
